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James Constantine's Dating Profile

The one thing I am most passionate about:

Making sure my ride surpasses everything else on the road. It’s nice and street legal, and what it lacks in teeth it makes up for with the bosomy comfort of dual airbags and multiple crumple zones.

The most important thing I’m looking for in a person is:

I’m not looking for a copilot. Not even a navigator. No room for any passengers. No…I’m in the market for a stewardess.

The most influential person in my life has been:

My massage therapist. She knows where it tickles, knows where it hurts, and knows how not to get caught.

The first thing people notice about me:

I think people are intimidated by my brutal honesty, and by the time I spent as a protégé of Sean Connery.

Three of my best life skills are:

Never losing a game of Uno

Always having the last word in a fight

Sometimes I let the woman pay

The last book I read and enjoyed:

My fan-fiction novelization of my favorite movie, The Hunger Games.

Things I can’t live without:

The crazy things my fans do to show their devotion

Breakfast in bed made by someone else (maybe you!)

The Wall Street Journal

My humanitarian work as a life coach

The corruptability of our elected officials

The most important thing people should know about you:

Jimmy C knows what the score is.

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